Monday, July 18, 2005
BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!
Yes thats right! Twenty three years ago TODAY I came into the world; a wrinkly little bundle with a head of unruly, corn-colored hair, enormous cheeks and a dazed expression on my face.
Wait, nothing about me has changed at all.
To celebrate my day of birth, I am not going to write anything in my blog. I don't think a couple of incoherent paragraphs with questionable spelling and non-existent humor is the best way to commemorate today. Or actually, maybe its the PERFECT way.
I decided instead to leave you with a few wise gems by one of my personal heroes:
"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality"
" I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
RIP Mitch Hedberg
Wait, nothing about me has changed at all.
To celebrate my day of birth, I am not going to write anything in my blog. I don't think a couple of incoherent paragraphs with questionable spelling and non-existent humor is the best way to commemorate today. Or actually, maybe its the PERFECT way.
I decided instead to leave you with a few wise gems by one of my personal heroes:
"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality"
" I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential."
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
RIP Mitch Hedberg
# posted by yellow_mustard_girl : 1:19 PM
