Thursday, July 07, 2005
So today Adam complimented me on my blogging. He even said one part of it was "comic gold".
Being the love-starved, whore-for-attention that I am, I lapped that up like cream from a saucer.
But THEN he said he didn't like the parts where I "explained my humor too much". For those that don't know what he's talking about, allow me to quote my last blog post:
Being the love-starved, whore-for-attention that I am, I lapped that up like cream from a saucer.
But THEN he said he didn't like the parts where I "explained my humor too much". For those that don't know what he's talking about, allow me to quote my last blog post:
..."may have been able to take this event in stride (STRIDE, get it??? No? Dammit people, I’m telling you ..runners eat this stuff up!!) ..."
How can you not think that this is the funniest twenty-four words ever written by a human being in the history of the planet???? I guess I should cut him some slack; obviously our dear friend Adam doesn't see the hidden genious of intentionally inserting corny self-mockery into an otherwise dry and sarcastic post.
Wait a minute, did that last sentence even make sense? Is 'self-mockery' even a word? I must have had another one of my "episodes", where I black out and start typing things that are un-funny. This is why you never mix Dramamine and vodka, everyone. I'm going to wrap this up before things get worse.
In conclusion, I only want to be drenched in praise and adoration over my blog, and I will not tolerate ANY criticsm, no matter how true or constructive it may be. Furthermore, I will NEVER listen to advice on humor when it comes from a guy whose idea of funny is adding "ass monkey" to any sentence. Oy.
Adam Bussey, you get my first official Yellow Mustard Girl FUCK YOU. Enjoy!
# posted by yellow_mustard_girl : 6:49 AM
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Dude Tai, when i read the last line I spit my Twix bar all over the computer screen. Don't worry Tai, I will cumpulsively lavish praise on you for eternity.
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